Stinker

One of the best parts about D's developing language skills is that we get to find out what has been going on in that crazy little mind. Here are some funny things that he's said lately that make him a stinker...


He told me I have a big butt.
In his defense, it was not meant to be mean. I was changing his diaper and said "what a cute little butt." Anna was next to us so I said that she had a cute little butt too. David responded with "Mama, big butt"

He called Dada stupid.
This one was not quite so innocent. D is the self-appointed recycling police. One morning we came downstairs and he found a Coke can in the trash. He exclaimed "Stupid Dada!"

He learned the word mine.
Not much to say about this one... Everything is "mine!" Even if it isn't.

He is the boss of everything!
He tells the dog when to eat, if I close my eyes he tells me to wake up, he tells Anna to put socks on - or take them off... The other day after finding cat puke on the floor, he made this sentence: "Nix, stop puking under bed!"

He seems to think his sister has cooties.
After Anna got hold of his puppy he very seriously said wipes and proceeded to thoroughly clean puppy. He did it again with his basketball yesterday.

He "asks Dada."
After asking me for something and getting a no, he cheerfully says "Ask Dada" and runs off to see if he can get a different response from his daddy.